A pick’em where you can’t lose money and can’t buy an edge. Seven taps to the starting line. Every tap earns you something.
Tap one · your first pick
Who wins?
The price next to each side is what a right pick pays. Underdogs pay most.
Tap WIN three times · then take a loss
Stack it.
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Streak 0. Every win multiplies the next payout.
Tap to mint
Earn it once. Keep it forever.
youno badges yet
Podium, participation, milestones — every contest ends by writing badges onto cards. They never come off. Not on reset. Not next season.
Tap four weeks
Be the best? Just be here.
4 · Suited Up9 · Iron Man14 · Every Snap18 · Wire to Wire
One pick in a week and the week counts. Rungs are permanent badges and entries in the season Primate draw.
Tap a team · twice
One team a week. Lose? Boneyard.
Livingalive · pick weekly
Boneyardundead, one life
Fallenon the record
Win, you live. Can’t reuse a team all season. Your pick locks when YOUR team kicks off — take the Monday-nighter and you have till Monday. Forget entirely? The bot picks your biggest unused favorite for you.
Receipts
It’s real. Ask the board.
Road to 1Kchampion · Aug 15Shivam uchiha +1088
Road to Kickoffchampion · Sept 8 · a Primate from the vaultUltraAlpha7 +1707
The Jungle Season4 sprints · Sprint 1: Opening Drive · closes Oct 6a Misfit to the sprint champion
Never money. Four sprints, a different prize each — Primates, Rogues, Misfits. Badges that never come off. A room that unlocks more together at 15 · 25 · 40 active members.
The starting line
Now do it for real.
Your card has 0 stamps and none of them count. The real ones do. Open Discord, run the command, make a pick.